My mommy does this. She used to just go on about her business and contort herself this way, but lately, she will look right at me and say in a very happy voice, "Okay, Totsi! Time to flip the dog!"
And I don't know why she says that about what she used to call the wild thing if she said anything about it at all, but I do not like what it implies. We will not be flipping me. I will have no desire to be flipped, I will not consent to be flipped, and we will not be flipping me. Why can't she just do it and hush?
We will not be flipping me. If she comes near me, I am going to pee on her yoga mat the way I did when I was a puppy. We'll see who's dog is flipped then.
I will not be flipped.
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